Darryl’s belogue

Ive nothing to write, and i am so darn boring… so i guess i should write some idioms which could serve us as a guide in our lives eh..

"an apple a day, keeps the bacteria away, and hence the dentist."

"all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

"blind leading the blind."

"eat drink, and be merry."

"live by the sword, die by the sword."

"money is the root of all evil."

"nothing is certain but death and taxes."

"look before you jump."

"Spare the rode, spoil the child."

"you are what u eat."

"finger linkin’ good!"

and the most thrilling and exciting phrase ever cr8ed:

"lecetra … fijigal …. jiro…" (actually that’s not a phrase) - No doubt!

TRUST ME.. sienz..   =.=

Today, my physics teacher was a lil’ upset with some students’ attitude towards learning. And he said : "You are old enough to marry, and yet you are acting immaturedly…" So, anyone, my pal, plans to have a wed this year end? Must inform me k?

Later today, as usual, there is CF gathering for inti students. I learned about the power of prayer.

At first, we were asked to play two games, where someone will be given a word, and what others have to do is to guess what word it is. All the person can do is say "yes" or "no", no actions, no descriptions. Then, after that, we were divided into pairs and are all blind folded. Using the wall as our guide, we were ordered to move ourselves to a ground floor sidewalk cafe. (of coz it’s closed, it 8:00pm!) We groped our way through, then when we reach the destination, one of us are required to take off the blindfold, and carry another person up 2 stairs. The one being blind-folded carry the one without blind fold. We steered our way through, then exchange, go down one floor and return to the hall.

So, now, how is it related to our prayers?

Actually, there are a few things that I’ve learned. First, according to Matthew 6:5-13, when we pray, we should go into our rooms, find a secluded place behind closed doors and pray to our heavenly Father. Sometimes, it’s hard to even be alone, because behind each closed doors there is a labyrinth of virtual world-the internet, with all your friends just one click away. However, it’s practically hard for us to even find a quiet time for our Lord nowadays. Secondly, when we pray, we do not have to shout or repeat (is it called babble?) coz God is not deaf and it says in Mathew 6, God knows what we are praying even before we pray! You dont have to speak in flowery words when praying. Be direct and to-the-point. Thirdly, Matthew 6:9, pray : "Our Father in heaven, hallowed we thy name…" Pray calling Him your Father, although some may not have a good relationship with your fathers, but it’s not impossible to build a close tie between you and God. So as to say that anyone having a better bond with your fathers can understand better because there is TRUSTWORTHINESS amongst. Just like the game we played, we have to trust each other because if one falls, another falls too. Hence, a good relationship with faith is very important between our heavenly Father and us, because that is when the power of prayer comes. Jesus too, prayed to His Father in heaven. Matthew 26:36-39 He prayed O My Father….

Jesus paid a price for us. Our salvation is free, but it doesnt come cheap. He carried us on His shoulders, and we need the "trust" to journey on. We should be faithful to Him and shall not take Him for granted. Prayer is not just a list of "wants", but we must always remember that God loves us and consistently calls on us, not because we deserve the salvation, rather it’s because He loves us and He will never let go of us.

His words is our spirits’ food, and prayer is a time where we communicate with our heavenly Father. No matter how hard it is, let us not forget to set aside a portion of our daily time for Him.

Paul Oakley - Search me, O God,
                         And know my heart,
                         Know all my thoughts and my ways;
                         Cleanse me, O God,
                         Give me a pure heart,
                        That I may see Your face.

I guess everyone disagrees with me.. the air quality nowadays have dropped significantly. Let me summarize some of the factors that contributed to this special phenomenon :

* Chee Hang farts too much, methane gas (volume of earth is negligible if compared) released

* Priscilla pulls leaves out that helps to clean the air

* Dennis helped Priscilla in POISONING CHOPPING trees that helps clean the air

* Woo’s bad breathe realeased all day round

* Zheng Wei’s sweat vapourizes with some content of acids (contributed to the acid rain)

* Laskhmi forgot to bathe, air within 5 metres from her is polluted … (with gas that faints people)

* Jovie’s shirt not washed since he bought it

* Teck Hong starts tying her hair up, foul smell coming from beneath her layers of hair

* Joey stopped DARRYL from breathing that filters the air

* Natalie bathed, but the water that flow out evaporates into carsinogenic gases

* Kuan Sim left his originally blue shoes green black

* Lui D-T = mc^2 that causes dirty gases molecules darting in high speed randomly

* Feridson IS our hero (as in Zoulou, Supperman), he closed his mouth for us…. "the u-konw-what gas contained inside his mouth that saves our lives"

* Keng Wei’s computer’s fan fitted with ammonia sprayer

* Kee Fei sprays a 2 milimetre ant with 2 cans canisters of Sheltox® attack

* Kok Yew forgot to fluch the toilet after pooing

* Tong Chin burns $$$money$$$ openly

* Punitha dance too vigorously, took up all a lot of oxygen

* Yi Ming not only has too much laughing gas, but release them to others too (for your info, laughing gas contains NO)

* Mathini studies too hard that ends up burning those books with her eyes

* Jee Wei goes back to Seremban everyday forcing the bus to use moer petrol, hence more CO, CO2, C…. banyakla.

* Kerry addicted to dota and hence forgot to clean her smelly room

* Rosh spits her saliva on the ground (contributing to haze)

* Daphne left her unfinished 100-litre whiskey under the sun that eventually evaporated quickly (alcohol u know, pengsan tau?)

AND NOT FORGETTING MS. VOON’S COLD WIND THAT HELPS TO BRING THE BAD GASES PARTICLES AWAY FROM OUR GALAXY… (STRONG WIND HUH?) .. COLD… ~.~ SHIVERS ~.~

*Terms and conditions applied

*All subjects that volunteered in this survey are from Mars and Venus, doing a research towards the earth..

** Sorry for those people’s name who are not in here… anyway, u dont want to be in a list that pollutes the air!!! haha

**Disclaimers - These are my opinions, and anyone that cannot stand my views can press ALT-F4 or just turn of the power supply to your computer. No offence k.. ; )